I've long since stopped wondering why a rocket exploding three feet away from your face is safer than it exploding when it hits you. This boss has a rocket launcher, which means it's time for another of the things you always see in lightgun games - shooting projectiles out of the air before they hit you. One boss does not seem like enough for all these goons, so I assume there's a team of managers who each handle twenty-or-so goon and then report to the big boss. Make sure you remember them, because we really don't have time to go through all this again. If they are all working together, though, I really hope they picked codenames in the style of Reservoir Dogs. Maybe this is all a humorous coincidence and several different gangs happened to rob the same bank on the same day and that's why their outfits don't match. There are so many of them that when they divvy up the loot back at the hideout they're going to end up with about three bucks each. If I had to pinpoint one flaw with the bank robbers' plan, it's that they hired hundreds of people to take on a job that really only needed six or so. I'd compare them to clown cars, but a car full of vicious, murderous criminals is still vastly preferable to a car filled with clowns. I don't think he's in a car or anything, he's just running alongside the road, taking pot-shots at anyone who dares to lean out of a car window and boy howdy are there plenty of takers on that front. Now we're on the road, and the bank robbers are speeding down the highway with our hero in hot pursuit somehow. What if she wants to be an angry vigilante cleaning up the streets by blowing away one no-good punk at a time, huh? I don't think Barbie has ever been packaged with a gun, has she? That seems odd, I thought Barbie's whole deal is that she can be anything she wants to be. These 2P Justifiers are bright pink, and for pre-teen boys in the Nineties nothing says "this is my house so I get to use the good controller" like a controller coloured like a Barbie accessory. You could also send away for second Justifier for player two to use. I believe it was called the Justifier because if you wanted one you had to work really hard to justify it to your parents before they'd buy it for you, especially if you already owned a Super Scope. In fact, you can't even play Lethal Enforcers with the Super Scope. Ninety percent of that greatness is probably just nostalgia talking, but I do remember the Justifier being very accurate, it was more satisfying to play with something shaped like an actual gun and best of all it isn't the Super Scope. The Justifier is a honking great revolver-shaped lump of blue plastic, and it was great.
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